Parker| 22| south west fla| proud cat dad



totallynotagentphilcoulson:

pukicho:

cottonvibes:

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

Wish I was the hulk

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bonobochick:

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dojacat:

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evgenismalkin:

god held a gun to my head and told me to make this

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lohver:

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit

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okaytrue:

*comes across a slight inconvenience*
me: you know what would solve this ????? death

(via im-a-jessica)

sallyyates:

Be vigilant, people. 2020 is closer than you think, and I’ve already been seeing suspicious “joke” posts, anti-Democrat “memes,” and interview quotes and screenshots purposely taken out of context. We cannot have a repeat of 2016. We just cannot.

If you see someone on here or on Twitter saying things like “both sides are the same” or “Democrats and Republicans both have issues regarding ______,” assume it’s from a planted Russian troll or a blatant MAGA member.

(via ageostrophic)

fairycosmos:

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

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medusabraids:

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dragon-in-a-fez:

gracklesong:

Idg why people are against busty women in turtlenecks, literally who cares if you have “uniboob”? To whom do you owe separate and defined titties? Only cowards and fools fear the breast monolith

do you ever just suddenly learn there’s apparently a whole Discourse you’ve never heard of before

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guey:

the-human-male:

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somethingformyself:

Me: Post Malone is trash

Sunflower plays:

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wendyhsiao:

Darren Criss’s career is so fucking funny because he got his start as a dumb college kid writing and starring in a Harry Potter musical parody that went viral and then he was on Glee for a while and now he’s got a Golden Globe for playing a serial killer

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